Creative Spanko Wench Blog

Here I am logged in to another hotel internet service. This one’s wired, but still free. I do like Marriott Residence Inn’s, their internet is almost always free, though some are wireless and some are wired. The wired seem to be much faster. I’m sure folks who know about these things can explain why, all I really care about is that I can get on and I’m not restricted about the type of sites I visit. I’ve begun to figure out which hotels are better. Hampton Inn’s, Marriott Residence & Fairfield Inns, Drury Inn Suites, and Comfort Inn & suites so far at least, meet my needs best… pets allowed in most, free unrestricted internet, and a good breakfast every morning. Inn the past 40 days I’ve spent 32 in hotels, so I guess I can speak to what I like.

Ever think about the logistics of spanking in a hotel? Well I have to, though I must admit that it did come up years ago and a few lessons have stuck. Here are some basics in case some of you readers ever wondered.

For the most part hotel staff are trained to put customers first, and unless your activities intrude on other customers’ comfort, they will let your activities go undisturbed. If your budget is limited and it’s possible, find hotels like Marriott Residence Inn, Hampton Suites, Drury Suites or Comfort or Hawthorn Suites … these rooms have bedrooms separate from the living/kitchen area and usually have a door that closes the bedroom off from the room with the door and their walls seem to be better sound proofed. I don’t recommend older construction buildings (any brand), Sheraton Suites, or Embassy Suites, because the sound carries through the walls too well. If your budget isn’t limited obviously suites, even in high end places, are best, again because you can close doors between the hall and sounds coming from inside the suite.

I like leaving the living area TV on, on a music channel that plays music with a simple and tolerable rhythm. No need to leave it on high, and no need to choose heavy metal, rap or any head banging stuff. Classic Rock, Jazz, Folk and Classic Country all work well. The music covers the snap - whap sounds of paddles, and yes, even giggling, ohhhs and ahhs even the occasional ouch blends easily into the melody. One rule of thumb … never ever cry out ‘help’ ’stop’ or ‘you’re hurting me.’ regardless of what type of room you get.

Maids are usually done on most hotel floors after check inn which is @ 3 PM in most places, so if you have the typical single room, waiting until then has so far never failed me & my buddy. Evenings between 6 & 8 PM are good too, because even in hotels with room service, most guests eat in the restaurants, so halls are typically close to empty then. Mornings after 7 and before 9 are also good, because meeting goers leave by 7 and check outs have planes to catch. If they don’t check out before 8, they sleep in and check out after 11. In hotels that serve breakfast, folks with no immediate place to be congregate from 7 - 9 where the food, newspapers and TV news are there all in one stop.

Using sound distractions and paying attention to hallway traffic patterns is the key to a private spanking interlude in a hotel. None of the tactics I’ve suggested are perfect by any means, but they’ve worked for me and my buddy.

It’s not that we’re sneaking around at all, but more that we want to spank without being intruded on and having our shared desires judged by others.

No matter what, remember you are the customer and unless you get wild and rowdy and intrude on the peace and comfort of other guests, the vast majority of hotel workers & owners are trained to live and let live when it comes to paying guests….

Have fun…

p.s…. my blood sugar after my steak, mushroom and broccoli diner tonight was 132. The lowest it’s been since I started measuring. Sheesh! It’s below the goal my doctor set for me, but not yet under 120 which would be normal, but lordy I’m still feeling hungry, and I could have made a pig of myself on the rolls that I wasn’t allowed to have. I’m getting there.

be well y’all.