Creative Spanko Wench Blog

Well my faithful readers this post was going to be Winter Wonders Chapter 8, but last night I had an accident with a cup of coffee and my Gateway laptop’s keyboard is no more.  The shipping box will arrive on Wednesday and I should have my repaired laptop back by the following Wednesday, in the […]

My goodness look at that crack that just appeared in this poor guy’s windsheild

And it just got larger as he drove further down the road too…

tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.  The risk of driving are surprising aren’t they?
Hope ya’ll are getting ready for New Year.

Around us are just unmistakeable…
So from the kismet of the universe to you readers…
Smile

Connie quickly made things orderly in the barn, and came out to find a man standing beside a buggy looking annoyed. A woman, well wrapped in blankets, sat up on the seat with her arms crossed over her chest.
“Lilia so help me! Don’t test me wife. It’s enough you wheedled your way with this trip. […]

by patty, Copyright 2003, updated 2007 
Not even an eighth of the way through the diary and completely entranced by it, Connie vowed nothing would get in the way of finishing, not even Roy. She could barely contain her anxiety, not knowing what the dire deed was that had Mary so afraid. It preoccupied her all […]

I tried to keep to the same ryming order and verse structure as the real thing… hope ya like it..

T’was the night before Spankmas
Original poem modified, Dec 18, 2007, by patty
 
T’was a night for a spanking and though she did grouse,
There would be no escaping the ire of her spouse;
Her panties now down and her […]

Copyright 2004 updated 2007 
When Connie was deep in sleep, Mary took her out for a walk in the snow. They climbed to the top of the hill where Mary and her infant rested for eternity.
“Peaceful here isn’t it?” Mary pointed out the beautiful moonlit vista of the valley beyond the ridge.
“Do you miss being alive?” […]

My friend John has another paddle naming contest.  Name the paddle and win it free - or, like the paddle and buy it.  Two more days till the contest ends  (Dec 15)… Enter Now.

by patty, copyright 2003, updated 2007 
missed earlier chapters?  This link will take you to Chapter 3 and a link there will take you to Chapter 2, where a link will take you to Chapter 1.  Each will open in their own window so you can read and close in order without having to navigat backward.  […]

by patty copyriht 2003 updated 2007
 need to find Chapter 2 & 1.  follow this link
Connie soaked in the hot water thinking back over the morning, the last few weeks, and then back over the last few years. The water’s silken heat accentuated the calm that was beginning to settle down around her.“If only this winter […]

Where’s the beef?

 
Comments, I need comments.  *g* 
Or else this is all you’ll get from me….

 
Yup it’s funny, but it’s not good spankin’ content  …. ya know?  *g*
Please comment, pretty please?

Jiggle Buns

lyrics modified by patty, 12/10/2007
Spanking hard and slow
So red cheeks bounce and sway
O’re twin mounds he goes
Spanking all the way
Hands and paddles swing
Making cheeks so bright
What fun it is to spank and sting
So butt checks clench so tight!   — Oh!!!!

Jiggle buns
Jiggle buns
Jiggle bounce and sway
Oh what fun it is to spank bare buns that […]

Check out this new implement site.  Cane-IAC
just one of many fascinating toys guaranteed to mesmerize spankees and put that evil glint in the eye of any good spanker…

Here is Chapter two.  Two more to come next week. 
Read Chapter 1 frirst
by patty, copyright 2003 - 2007  
Connie’s sleep was deep and restful, even more so than the previous night. As her body renewed itself resting in the warm comfort of shelter and a real bed, her mind wandered through dreams. Dreams that were […]

by patty, copyright 2003 - 2007 (this is chapter 1 of 7 that are complete, I am working on 8,9 and 10 right now)
“Daylight!” Royal Lee hissed when the crust of fitful sleep released his eyelashes. Irish lace lifted away from the windowsill on the cold dawn breeze, billowed above his head. A fleet sprint of […]

A well spanked bum, a well spanked bum….

 
phase one … next step is a color version … not quite ready for posting … hope you like it.
;)
patty

by patty, Dec 1 2007
There lives here a negligent blogger
Who often daydreams of a flogger
Used hard on her ass
By a man with the brass
To discipline, spank and bird dog her
 
Of late she’s in menopause
Though natural changes the cause
Let’s be very frank
An oft applied spank
Would help her to focus and pause
 
The blogger has written Saint Nick’s
And […]