Creative Spanko Wench Blog

I have been trying for two days now to post a simple silly sound file that I thing most of you will get a kick out of.  Frankly…. I need a more user friendly host.  This GoDaddy thing just doesn’t cut it.  Not only is the blog interface full of holes, there’s no functional online […]

Take a flying fucking leap Micheal Erik Dean PHD.  Your rabid idiocy gives brand new credibility to the ancillary meaning for PHD… ‘Piled higher and deeper’ and yes that would be the extension of - BS = bull shit, and MS = mega shit degrees.’ You’ve buffed and oiled soooo much more shit onto gaining a doctorate […]

Since my creative muse has been on the scarce side, I’ve put my energies to tinkering.  Do you like the click to enlarge thumbnails I’ve started adding to the bottom of the left margin?  Since the margins with this template on both sides are so nice and long, I figured I could start using them by clustering and […]

Hope you like this new look.   Seems nice and clean and flexible. 
note:  I’ve found a way to make the Personal Ads more robust… & yeah being an optimist I put mine up again… If you want a personal Ad, please e-mail me with your desired content.  I will edit it for possibly dangerous disclosures and […]

Some say hearding cats is an adventure….. bathing cats just might be too.. enjoy a little diversion…

 ”save me.  Two against one”

“meanies!  I invested in collecting those flees I’ll have you know.”

“Oh!  Oh!  This is not my idea of primping.

not another lather, please, not another lather….

I’m not gettin back in there, no matter what you say, […]

What a day.  What a week for that matter.  And it looks like there’ll be no weekend.  Thanks to tropical storm Erin, and now menacing Dean.  Both on top of a record rain filled summer that has already taken TX out of drought status for the 1st time in well over a decade.  We’re gearing […]

I guess you’ve noticed my frequency of posting has dropped quite a bit, some of it is sadness and squashed inspiration, I suppose.   Something that’s supposed to be common when hopes get dashed and there just are no good answers for why.  As life brings changes of all kinds, those changes affect us in ways […]

Spankercize
© August 2007, by patty

Spankings are ever so fun
Said the gal who got back from her run
I’d sooner be paddled
Than sweaty and addled
By running laps under the gun

T’is Cardio I’ll have you know
To wriggle and take every blow
Each swat causes clenches
That rival bench presses
Not to mention the thrill of the show

Bare bottoms spanked well and […]

Hi all;
Hope everything is well with each of you.  Haven’t had much spanky muse these days, blech, not even the motivation for any quiet alone time either.  Uncharacteristic for me, I know.  Ah well such is life.  Started working on Lindy’s choice Chapter 3 again, but didn’t get too far.  I had to go back […]

Can you believe it!????
I’ve been messing around all evening trying to get a poll to be postable here.  I need to add some piece of softeware to my servers and somehow enable it to work with wordpress.  Arrrgh!  Would you hate me if I moved back to blogger?
In the mean time I promised to have […]