Creative Spanko Wench Blog

AN IMPOSSIBLE NIGHT
copyright May 29, 2007, by emmy
It was an impossible night. Heaviest rain Althea had ever seen. The canyon road was obliterated by the torrential downpour enveloping the car as she snaked her way down to the town below. It was so bad that the wipers had almost no chance against the beating water.
“Damn” […]

copyright May 28, 2007, by Taz (aka Jeff, aka Sir Bump) 
Driving home had always seemed aggravating,but today just seemed a little more stressful than usual. First off,no one could have had any way of knowing that today was her birthday and she knew this, but even in the abscence of knowledge a little civility would […]

by maggie May 28, 2007
I was stirred from my dreams by the dreadful screams of the alarm clock, and my morning began. I reached for the snooze button, and I realized that Tim was no longer in our bed. I made my way downstairs to the kitchen, but he wasn’t there either. “Where could you […]

A Birthday to Remember
(A fantasy, by patty)  copyright 2007
Patty brought the groceries in through the back door and then went quickly to work putting them away.  Bagels in the fridge, peanut butter in the cupboard and all the rest of the produce in the sink – it was her habit to wash rinse and […]

“from the moment you were born you were into the kinky stuff.”  (copyright AGC, inc)  taken from the birthday card John sent me.  John of course, added his own commentary  (”Thank God!”)
So here’s my post….
The Birthday Spanking
I was lamenting how lilly white and spank deprived my bottom is on IM just a little while ago… […]

I have obtained two birthday presents for myself and they are on their way to John.
The infamous cracker barrel paddle

and the Vermont Country store bath brush.

 
Two less objects for me to pack and carry through airport security in July.  LOL.
Yup I have been having some intense spanking thoughts today and I believe I really deserve […]

She spent a very quiet day after a long stressful and busy week.  Her man mailed her some lyrics that inspired her to consider what was to come for them in only 60 days.  Her bottom tingled, and other parts of her began to throb and become deliciously warm and wet.  Subtly she pressed her […]

Thank you all for your comments & e-mails.  I admit this whole thing blind sided me.  Why one person’s activity bleeds into and becomes synonymous with others even though substantively they have nothing whatsoever to do with each other I think bewilders us all.
I don’t have any opinion or feelings about the ‘princess,’ beyond that […]

I’m so sorry!  I wish I could just let it all go unaknowledged and ignored, but based on e-mails, hurt and sincere questions and yeah a few meanspirited posts on other blogs, I’m trapped.   So, here is hopefully the LAST reference to old crap ever to have to be posted here.
I happened upon a new spanking […]

Tagged by ~C~

Question number 1: What are three of the stupidest things you’ve done in your life?
In order:
 
Hmmm so many.  Let’s keep it light.
1. I ate a whole flat of Dare digestive cookies by myself one Sunday afternoon when I’d been left alone to my own devices.  After shortbreads, they were my favorite cookie.  By […]

A Spanking
© May 12, 2007, by patty
There once was a gal with a need
To have certain fantasies freed
Just baring her bum
Almost made her cum
She was a born spanko indeed
 
She placed herself over his lap
And asked him to give her a slap
To redden each cheek
Three times every week
He obliged with a resounding whap
 
A much needed spanking […]

Callipygean dreams
[calee-pie-gee-an] 
copyright may 2007, by patty

Sweet callipygian dreams
Are shared by many it seems
The lure of pink cheeks
The thoughts a glimpse tweaks
They say it’s a product of genes
 
The lowering of panties a treat
And warming of bottoms so sweet
That those who partake
For pure pleasure’s sake
Find spanking bare bottoms quite neat

 Thanks to all who are joining the fun…. […]

So, in honor of a perfectly neat day and novel creative activity, here’s a challenge to all readers here, and an invitation to any bloggers who care to participate.  Compose and post a spanking related limierick either here on today or the post I will make Saturday, or on your own blog sometime between now and […]

I woke up to a thunderstorm this morning.  I’d slept with the sliding glass doors to the balcony open so I could sleep to the sounds of the surf and the sea breeze.  Somewhere in the wee hours it got warmer than I like.  Normally I’d get up close the balcony door and turn up […]

I took a me day today and booked a room at a resort nearby that offers the full spa treatment.  While I would prefer that my partners was here with me in more than just spirit today, part of why I decided to come out here was to get in the mood to try on […]

You should see my brattiest kitty ‘Mini-toes’ officially named Cinamon.  While I wrote my post this evening I tossed my sofa throw into a bunch by my left hip and sat up to type with the lap top on the cedar chest I use for a cofee table.  At some point she climbed up into […]

Now, I don’t have permission to post this, but then neither has anything been said to prohibit me from sharing it either.  Ever since I accepted the invitation to go with John to the Police reunion concert in July, he’s been serenading me with a musical countdown of songs with the # of days remaining […]

Goodness gracious but I’ve been a snotty shit tonight!  It’s a good thing I didn’t post what I thought to post.  *g*!
Twas a snotty bad girl thing I assure you…..
God willing, tomorrow will be a better day.