Creative Spanko Wench Blog

Kiss of a kind;  copyright 2/07,
patty

How many times
Do you have to be told?
It just is not wise
To sass him so bold

Be it his cane
That gets used on your tail
Or an old well used strop
Your bottom cheeks flail

Now look at you there
Sad hands gripping your rear
You got those stripes fair
And earned every tear

Stand yourself up
Turn […]

There once was a very bad girl,
Whose snootiness made men’s hair curl.
She would not be good,
And haughty she stood.
Till her bottom upturned in a whirl

A frustrated gent did the deed.
Yanked panties and needy cheeks freed.
He applied his hand,
As hot as a brand,
Teaching her the “poor bottom” creed.

To the corner she went with a pout.
Though it […]

While I’m not normally a fan of “pop” music, the song that makes the background for this collection of popular web images is one that always makes me feel better any time I hear it.  A few of the images were new to me also though many are the kind that just make your jaw […]

The leaking continues, actually it got worse just before noon, then I called pharmacy and asked if there was something I could have that could stop my coulgh, and snot.  The Director laughed at me and told me to come on over.  He made me a care package of decongestant mixed with non-drowsy antihistamine, fever […]

Hi folks,
Just a short note while I surface from the fog breifly.  A cold put its dougges(douks … dukks ok so figting fists up)  up some time while I was working hard last week end.  I woke up knowing it Monday.  In fact my head hurt so much I asked to go home early and requested […]

I tried posting a valentine thingy that I got the idea from SuZQ for.  Trouble is there’s no wordpress option, and trying the others messed up my whole template… OK so I can’t share what kind of lover I am.. LOLOL  I was OK with who I came out as.  LOLOLOL if only! 
Well I’ve worked my ass […]

I’m overwhelmed at work … very seriously overwhelmed.  Three nights in a row getting away after 9P and a very huge project due tomorrow, that is soooo far from complete I’m stressed to the point of contemplating Xanax and Ambien tonight.  It will get done, I know it will, but the demoralizing stress of having […]

A wonderful sweet generative friend of mine passed away at his computer on Sunday.  I had every peice of his artwork saved once, and he was among the very first to ever share his art with me.  Veralsi was 1st.  Then thanks to me he found a forum called LWD and he embraced and loved […]

“Me, me, me, look at me,” said she.When her man hunkered down to see TV
“A football game, how could that be,
As good as a cuddle
With clothes a muddle?”
“Take care, beware, be warned,” said he.
“I want your mind here with me now
To play my tiller to your plow”
Her pout was bold and threatened row.
“Don’t you dare […]

I’ve laughed hysterically at the AFV & You tube samples of arm chair querterbacks and pig skin loving couch potatoes. I probably will continue too.  Perhaps I need to be spanked?
As a kid the only thing I remember as a child was that football was beyond boring, and the fact that it took up entire […]

This lovely diversion came from Paul in e-mail earlier this week.  If you don’t have powerpoint just choose open when the link asks you, & let my server play it for you.  Click the screen to transition the slides. Oh and having your sound on makes the experience even sweeter…  enjoy   (specially for SuZQ)
I made a […]

(Same story, just told from a slightly different POV… I had a bit of a cry and I pulled out my shoe boxes.  Stuff I found Fred’s journal entries along with a tattered “sorry mom” letter signed by two wonderful kids went into this revision…)
And I added a bit more of the spicier details for those […]