Creative Spanko Wench Blog

The preface to my post about snotty folks calling me lewd and vulgar really was intended to be light hearted. Seriously, folks who read and regularly comment on sex & spanking blogs have much more serious issues than I do if they’re gonna label the blogger they voraciously consume as lewd and vulgar. And may […]

Considering part of yesterday’s post ,,,, the you tube video you’ll find here, is just hilarious…
Fart Consequences

As I contemplate the title of this post, I am compelled to smile. The why will remain my secret, though I want to share that it represents a healthy transition from taking someone’s ugly vitriol personally and finally being able to laugh at its meaning and ultimately letting it go. Vulgar, lewd, sinful. LOLOLOL Me? […]

Here I was lamenting there would be no holigay spankings for me, and what does he do? He lets me know he’s getting ready to post some of our old spankings togeher …. my first Spankings as a single woman are about to be featured on line… eep.

My friend Doc Tsai […]

I stopped by All things Spanking today only to discovery thy have to start over building their whole blog because of a server problem…. & here I’ve been whining about bugs,,,,
best holiday wishes you guys… hope you get some visitors to encourage you with the task a head…
Go say hi & say the […]

Just some thoughts…..
As we cross over from these past months of waning light, through the longest night and into the coming months where light is returned to us increment by increment, I think that it’s significant that so many religions and cultures mark this time with celebration. We have as a species, from the most […]

copyright 2006, by patty
T’was the night before Spankmas and all through the brat
Ran shivers of need for a reddened spanked ass.
Her panties were down round her ankles with flare
In hopes that her spanker expected her bare.
Secret needs that hid down there deep in her soul
And dreams of her bare bum turned red was her goal.
Needy […]

There’s something almost fun about composing posts in e-mail, then playing who’s more stubborn, me or this darned machine when it comes to getting the post pasted and uploaded… I’m on my 9th try tonight. hehehe… boy do I need a spankin… th air in this room is blue, blue, blue… a longshoreman would whither.. […]

when you can only keep a connection for a minute or so … this is how you beat the boot beasties… I’m getting comments on my palm though, even if I can’t stay on long enought to finsh any answers. Just a few more days… ok

Aren’t these cute?
You can get one here ….Limpy

1. I ordered a basic new laptop from HSN at $233 a month for 5 months. Not quite the machine I have, but hopefully it will function until I get things fixed with what I have.
2. I found a 4 GB usb jump drive and that should help me transfer the files from my floundering […]

and I’m literally in tears with this!!! What makes the be all and end all of tghis Mac computer sytem that I invested huge money into yet IT has turned into a? Why does everyone on earth have this spiritual experience with Mac, yet I can’t seem to get more than a functional day out […]

Got a karioke machine? Try singing the lyrics typed here along to this original tune …. Santa Baby
Santa Baby, slip a paddle under the tree
For me
Been and awful bad girl, Santa Baby,
So shimmy down my panties tonight
Santa Baby, a sturdy leather tawse and switch too
From you
I’ll wait bent for you, dear, Santa baby
So shimmy down […]

A mental health day…
Can’t call it a snow day, since it’s 74 degrees outside, even if it is cloudy. Could call it a sick day, since I’ve had this bug that just won’t let go for well over a month now, but even though the morning started out with a headache and very tight chest, […]

Do you ever have stretches of time where you feel out of touch with your own mind? Where completing a linear thought feels like a super human task? I’ve started and abandoned a hundred posts about topics from copyright to spanking to going to weddings to just being to silly poems and sexy sensual vignettes […]

I’ve added a new Christmas card & ornament and undies to my store in case anyone’s looking or spanky gifts to give… check out the For the Holidays section…

and these are still there too..

His firm hand pressed the small of her back quieting her instantly.  He placed it with perfect, crisp, weight, guiding her away from flames her temper just ignited and threatened to fan.  Her bottom cringed and her body shivered with gooseflesh and secret knowledge.   Both felt the millisecond of stiff rebellion that froze then trembled […]