Creative Spanko Wench Blog

I dunno what’s been up for the last couple of days, but I’ve been unable to open either the Gallery or this blog and comments have stopped comming through to my e-mail.  Every try to get on took me to that “page cannot be found” error page.  I paniced that I’d been hacked or had […]

Getting up in the morning is not one of my strong suits. I do it, but it’s rare that I’m ready to shake off the bond of dreams when the time comes, yet it’s been well over two years since I’ve had to set an alarm clock to help me get up. I wake up […]

Thanks for giving each of you regular readers and commenters
Taking a cue from Anne Elizabeth who makes this a weekly Sunday post, and taking from Bonnie and Eva’s recent delurk Friday idea I’m declaring a Thanks for giving day to all of you special folks who make a blogger’s day. Your loyal visits and consistent […]

I posted this post last night under another title.  Don’t ask me, I can’t remember, but I know the title influenced the comments that made me withdraw it probably much more so than the content of the post.  I’m reposting hoping to get less judgemental responses than “Another sick,nauseating, drunken, self-indulgent, incoherent rant. For God’s sake, get some […]

I started this drawing sitting in the corner of the airport a few months back.  It’s a sequel to another one I did titled preoccupied.  I find anthropomorphing things to be fascinating and I find the reverse, turning the human essence into natural elements equally so.  Hills and valleys and pastoral scenes have always held a comforting and […]

 
 
There was a young lady with spunk
Who found herself stuck in a funk
He said “that’s enough”
“You think you feel rough?”
“Just wait till I deal with your bunk.”
Next thing that she knew she was bare
And he was well perched on a chair
She cried “not the cane!”
“Oh this is insane!”
“I didn’t think that you would care!”
Well now […]

Well you silent wankers, spankers, brats and various and sundry other droppers by.  My counter steadily recovers telling me that many of the old readers of CSW have managed to find their way here.  Once again I have two hundred plus returning visitors every day and more than 1,000 unique visitors who collectively load about […]

Want to win this paddle?  My friend John does superior work. I can attest from personal experience,  Enter the Contest to Name this paddle & maybe you could own it.   Or buy it for a loved one if you’re in a hurry.  May I say… you will not be dissapointed.

I entered my name, betcha all […]

Sadie Spankings day was not just a bust it was tossed off. OK fine. I realize that I used an on line source for the date and depending on who you read the 9th or the 15th were it. Considering no body in spankdome hitched their wagon to the 9th hey, I […]

Did ya know that Monday Nov. 13 Sadie Spankins Day (Sadie Hawkins day to your purists)?  Originally it was November 15 in the original Al Capps comic strip.  Usually it’s been celebrated on a Saturday after Nov. 9, but since this year that was Memorial Day, here we are … on a Monday. 
Her request […]

Point taken Jeanne & thanks.  Duh!  I knew that & to think I took my cue from a goof ball chain mail.  Needless to say my literary terminology’s rusty… actually I fluncked grammar & spelling too… *g*
How about playing with both? 
Playing with either or both are actually exercises used in some creative writing workshops… mixing metaphors […]

[edit again this time at 9:07 PM CST on 11/06/06…]      
I’m happy to invite any one who wants to join in, here or on other blogs that decide to join with Metaphore Mondays. Sure I’d love it if folks would join in just a bit of the fun here, but I’m so impressed by Jeff & […]

Last times
Have you ever stopped to think about all the last times you’ve had? I know we’re all programmed to focus on first times – well I do anyway – but what about the lasts? Firsts are so much easier to mark, we can predict and anticipate them, yet lasts are just as powerful. So […]

Man o Man am I scared.  Bonnie sent out an e-mail earlier this week inviting spanking bloggers on her list to join in and invite lurkers to post.  1st off I’m amazed and humbled to be on the list.  Me?  Are you sure you’d dare want me here, were my 1st thoughts, then I let myself plunge.  Me?  […]